Thank u

FOR NOTHING!!!!!!

i had the yuckiest day ever.....yuck yuck yuck yuck!!!!!! YUCK!!!

ok let me explain one by one...coz tonite i can afford to waste some time =D.....

firstly i woke up in the morning n bla bla bla....i had physiology lab at 9am. the lab today was related to our kidney function n homeostasis n etc.....abt renal function la.....

GUESS WHAT WE HAD TO DO???

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WE HAD TO PEE...

n then get our urine

in a styrofoam cup....

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so anywhere, there's 4 person per group which means there's 4 urine samples.....each of us was supposed to drink a different kind of solution...n collect our urine every 30 mins....during the whole process, we had to collect our waste 3times =_="

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haiyoooo..so menyusahkan for us girls.....it's easy for the guys la...their 'thingy' were designed to aim...they can like directly aim into the cup n just pee...as for the girls, it's difficult to pee into the cup as we can't direct our urine into that small styrofoam cup.....IT WAS A MESS!!!.....c la....guys got it easy....their privates are so convenient n useful, they can't get pregnant n suffer from the torture of childbirth....and....they don't have their aunties visiting them every month....n thus they don't get emo n moody n no PMS......which makes us girls look like crazy idiots n the boys to look like angels for tahan-ing us......*sigh* ~~~i prefer to be a girl though~~~^^v

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ok back to topic.......imagine having to pee every 30 minutes.....so stupid la....at first the quantity may be a lot la (130ml)...but as time passes by, the quantity can't even be measured using the huge cylinder that the lab officers had provided us (>25 ml) (just so u know, the quantity stated wasn't mine....mine was a bit more consistent in value)........yup cylinders, beakers, droppers, styrofoam cups, hydrometer, thermometer, ph meter.....pour n transfer our urine from one container to another, test our urine in various aspects.......arghhhhhhh... yellow smelly liquid everywhere =_="...it was disgusting at first, but once i got used to it..it was ok......even helped others to wash the apparatus =D

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the most difficult part was to drink that uber-disgusting-yucky-weird-smelling-tasting- liquid of sodium bicarbonate..u can find this in soda but the waste was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy different....ewww....according to clement (from another group), tat sodium bicarbonate smells like hamster's urine ^^"....an hour after drinking that solution, i kept on burping n farting n burping n farting (the side effect).......clement even said that he had bombed hokkaido... hhahahaha.....n poor jing jing, she had to drink 350ml of salt water, which is definitely worst than mine...but she did it easily...n useless me took 15 minutes to drink the solution....i nearly vomitted....pai seh nia..the whole class must have thought that 'cheh....itu perempuan tak guna betul'....but on my defense, it smelt lke hamster urine laaaaaaaa......how to drink????

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then after brunch, i went to check my bacteria culture from another experiment done earlier with my coursemates... n to my horror.....nearly all the petri plates in the lab were infested with maggots.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...fyi, maggots are my biggest fear....i shouted so loud, my coursemates must have probably think that 'cheh.......memang sah...itu perempuan memang tak guna betul'.......i stopped taking pictures n stopped recording the results.....n stood outside waiting for the rest to play with their darling maggots....

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THANKS MS. TEO FOR ALL THE TROUBLE THAT U'VE CAUSED ME TODAY!!!!

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO U......

ps: if u any of u guys want to threatened me or anything, bring the maggots along.....i'll definitely surrender....